Ah, the mobile phone. Not just for idiots in the cinema anymore, with people declaring "My McNuggets are an emergency", "This text message will surely kill us all!", and "What if we sold the stupidest phones in the world?"
Yes, you do have to click to read the originals. BONUSES FOR PEOPLE WHO CLICK: The Cell-Mate facephone, and a hot Japanese girl trying to sell you a miniature air-raid siren!