Crap Criminal Excuses

I first noticed this article had gone online when I got a long hatemail from someone called NRA_4_EVR. So I must be doing something right. Find the crappy criminal excuses that enrage gun nuts right here!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

For your cracked article, I thought you should know that in some areas in Canada they actually list the speed limit in kilometers per hour rather than miles per hour, so its a legitimate excuse not being able to convert miles to kilometers. But I think most cars list km/hr anyway.

Robert said...

Idiocy is a valid excuse in Canada?

Shitness, I gotta get me up there some right quick now, hear?

Also, I was wondering who would threaten your life after this one. I had money down in the pool on both Puerto Ricans and Transvestites.

Ah well, next time.

Lordy said...

You should stick up examples of this hate mail so that we can mock them. I mean it's perfectly understandable that people hate you, but damnit, we don't want amateurs doing it ...