Twitter's torrential outpouring of insanity'n'inaty was finally put to good use when they drowned out a Westboro Baptist Church protest. If you don't know who the WBC, the Jeopardy question is "Which insane scumbags protest at funerals for free publicity?"
Over at Cracked today, playing every American football game from Madden 10 to Tecmo Super Bowl, and betting on the predictions. Also a photo of me giving a blow job.
My continuing paid psychological breakdown disguised as a writing career passed an important landmark this week, when I gave my cat $50 and asked him to bet on the Superbowl.
This cat got scratch
Along the way he battles dream interpretation, disproves fortune telling, and enters an all-or-nothing Quarterback Cagematch. Go read it, and if you're reading this Saints, go win so I look slightly less crazy!
It's a hard life being a console - you provide millions of children with more joy than an infinity of rainbows, then you die with less dignity than Elvis.