tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12839221859084075962024-03-14T00:10:58.810-04:00Luke Writes What You ReadLuke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.comBlogger227125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-12298860405433721292011-01-17T23:25:00.003-05:002011-01-17T23:29:19.540-05:00New Site Online<div style="text-align: left;">Move along folks, plenty to see here but even more (and better organized) over on <a href="http://www.lukemckinney.org/">my new site</a>.</div><div><a href="http://www.lukemckinney.org"><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A43_VycmIcU/TTUWuozKGrI/AAAAAAAAFds/RFgsoOIMMwk/s400/newsitepost.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5563377905167899314" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 378px; " /></div><div><br /></div><div>See you there!</div></a>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-83099810547841882142010-10-14T12:08:00.003-04:002010-10-14T12:13:25.484-04:00The Story of a Young Gentleman and Some Dirty Girls<div style="text-align: left;">Mocking idiots online is a fair fraction of my job description, which is why I'm delighted to encounter an online hero instead.</div><div><br /></div><div><center><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_A43_VycmIcU/TLcrYjD79lI/AAAAAAAAFY0/bXXninfPKL4/s400/chat+prank+begin.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5527934768349181522" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 296px; " /></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: center;"><i>Actors are paid millions to convey this level of emotion</i></center><center style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></center><center style="text-align: left;">He wasn't smart, and he wasn't thinking, and there is in fact a fair chance someone else had to turn the computer on for him. <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/86122/The-Ultimate-Chatroulette-Sexy-Part-Prank.html">But he's the greatest gentleman I've ever encountered on YouTube</a>. Read the story to find the best clash between a young fool and a big fat hidden asshole since Han Solo and Jabba the Hutt.</center></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-44291701425097179742010-09-10T21:28:00.005-04:002010-09-10T21:33:40.880-04:00The Worst Gaming College Ads EverBecause "You could be a game designer!" is the new "I'll give you some magic beans for that cow."<div><br /></div><div><center><a href="http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-8-most-embarassing-ads-for-gaming-colleges/a-201009091148143053"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/withoutme.jpg" /><br /></a><i>If you don't want to punch this guy, well done on revealing yourself as a robot, SUCKER!</i><br /></center><center><br /></center></div><a href="http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-8-most-embarassing-ads-for-gaming-colleges/a-201009091148143053">Read the article</a> to find out how even four years of sitting around drinking can be turned into a waste of time. I think these guys were <i>less </i>employable as graduates.Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-44440373447598221312010-08-21T11:33:00.003-04:002010-08-21T11:35:15.307-04:00The Eightiest Movie Of All TimeOf course it features Mr T. Of course there's a community center. <i>Of course it's awesome.</i><div><i><br /></i></div><div><i><br /><center><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/toughestcover.jpg" /></center><center>You are being pitied direct from 1984</center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;">Cracked continues to kick ass with my <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18713_how-single-mr.-t-movie-defined-decade.html">Mr T Defines A Decade Feature</a>. READ! PITY! <a href="http://tinyurl.com/diggt">DIGG</a>! </span></center><br /></i></div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-86037265173346099862010-08-21T11:18:00.002-04:002010-08-21T11:21:18.071-04:00The Top 5 Kickass Car Weapons ConversionsDVD player? GPS? Side-impact airbags? <i>Wimps.</i><br /><br /><center><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/m134dt_titanium.jpg" /></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: center;"><i>THIS is an optional extra, where the "option" is "destroying anything"</i></center><center style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></center><center style="text-align: left;">The fine folks over at Carsumer feature my work on the <a href="http://thecarsumer.com/the-top-5-kickass-car-weapons-conversions/">Top 5 Civilian Vehicle Weapons Systems</a>, including a gun that's normally fitted to battleships, a rocket-launching motorbike, and the most shit-kickenest-SUV in the world.</center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-35801113258254035682010-08-21T11:09:00.002-04:002013-12-16T08:45:52.642-05:00Truly Terrifyingly Tacky PhonesDo you hate the way modern technology is getting ever cheaper and more useful? 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Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-28026034704226596262010-08-21T11:04:00.003-04:002010-08-21T11:08:45.448-04:00Cannibal Mutant Gravity-Gun Murder: The HiddenI'm not going to lie: <i>Cannibal Mutant Gravity-Gun Murder </i>is such an awesome phrase I'm going to say it as much as possible. Luckily the acronym, CMG-GM, doesn't really work so I have an excuse to enjoy each syllable every single time. Never mind getting to <a href="http://lowpings.net/gamingnews/hl2-deathmatch-news/cannibal-mutant-gravity-gun-murder-the-hidden.html">actually do it in a game!</a><div><br /></div><div><br /><center><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/hidden.jpg" width="500" /></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: center;"><i>I'd swear we had a team-mate instead of this pile of blood and corpse-parts</i></center><center style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></center><center style="text-align: left;">It's an absolutely free game, and you should go over to <a href="http://lowpings.net/gamingnews/hl2-deathmatch-news/cannibal-mutant-gravity-gun-murder-the-hidden.html">Lowpings</a> to read about it. Unless you <i>don't</i> like genetically engineered superstrong killing machines. You weirdo.</center><br /></div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-4077460136811998552010-08-21T10:57:00.003-04:002010-08-21T11:02:36.321-04:00The Amazingly Bad Beer Breakfast ExperimentBeer for breakfast suggests an awful lot of problems, but those problems shouldn't be the actual beer. I sample the <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/85535/The-Amazingly-Bad-Beer-Experiment.html">very worst brewing has to offer at ZUG</a>, and actually end up soberer than when I started.<div><br /></div><br /><center><a href="http://www.zug.com/live/85535/The-Amazingly-Bad-Beer-Experiment.html"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/chill.jpg" /></a></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: center;"><i>The CDC get to work with more appetizing bottles</i></center><center style="text-align: center;"><i><br /></i></center><center style="text-align: left;">Read what happens <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/85535/The-Amazingly-Bad-Beer-Experiment.html">with Cannabis beer and the idiocy of Budd Light right now!</a> </center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-65505848824861622732010-07-31T16:45:00.002-04:002010-07-31T16:48:29.935-04:00The Martini Madness ExperimentMore mocking the laws of taste, both figuratively and orally, with <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/85338/The-Martini-Madness-Experiment.html">The Martini Madness Experiment</a>.<div><br /></div><div><br /><center><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/bacontini.jpg" /></center><center><br /></center><center><i>I made this then drank it. That is what's known as "Crime and Punishment."</i></center><center><i><br /></i></center><center style="text-align: left;">I explain why James Bond is a pansy, endure a Bacontini, weaponize garlic and - purely by accident - find the best drink I've ever had. <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/85338/The-Martini-Madness-Experiment.html">Enjoy</a>.</center></div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-88668687965049339922010-07-31T16:41:00.002-04:002010-07-31T16:44:24.757-04:00The Wild World of YeastFans of fun and beer need to buy <a href="http://www.thebeermag.com/">The Beer Mag</a>! Non-fans <i>need to start drinking, that's why you're not having any fun</i>.<div><br /></div><div><br /><center><a href="http://www.thebeermag.com/"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/wildworldyeast.jpg" /></a></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;">This amazing adventure through alcohology shows how the sweetest fungus in history travels through time, sniffs for bombs through the horrors of genetic mutation, and is even being sent through space to Mars!</center></div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-17964197063058549792010-07-26T16:47:00.005-04:002010-07-26T18:38:24.911-04:00The Counter-Strike Guide To GrammarYou'd think people who spend so much time at a computer would know how to type properly. If you've never been online before.<div><br /></div><br /><center><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/yourafag.jpg" /></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.counter-strike.com/news/index.php/counter-strike-source/the-counter-strike-guide-to-grammar/">Read</a>, <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/counter_strike/comments/cty6g/the_counterstrike_guide_to_grammar/">Reddit </a>and <a href="http://digg.com/pc_games/The_Counter_Strike_Guide_To_Grammar">Digg </a>- not just for me, but for the noble cause of "<i>Understanding that words need to mean things without being a prick about it.</i>"</center><center style="text-align: left;"><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;"><b>UPDATE: </b>I never expected to be promoted by a <i><a href="http://twitter.com/GrammarGirl/status/19603338953">New York Times bestselling author</a></i>, which is why the Terrahawks spent most of the 80s telling me to "Expect The Unexpected."</center><center style="text-align: left;"><br /></center><br /><center><a href="http://twitter.com/GrammarGirl/status/19603338953"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/grammargirlretweet.jpg" /></a></center><br /><center style="text-align: left;">Hells yeah!</center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-70368846070577643032010-07-11T18:20:00.003-04:002010-07-11T18:26:47.501-04:00The Atari 2600 Overdose ExperimentI can no longer hear music or see more than four objects on the same horizontal row at a time, so where you see an orchestra I now fear a flickering mass of lunatic ghost mimes. And because I spent <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/85246/The-Atari-2600-Overdose-Experiment.html">a full day playing Atari 2600 games</a>, I got off lightly.<div><br /></div><div><center><a href="http://www.zug.com/live/85246/The-Atari-2600-Overdose-Experiment.html"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/bucketofpain.jpg" /></a><br /><br /><div><i>A whole bucket of pain.</i></div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Read the <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/85246/The-Atari-2600-Overdose-Experiment.html">whole thing here</a>, then appreciate how I not only suffered the games and wrote the whole but also made sure my "<i>Please <a href="http://digg.com/gaming_news/The_Atari_2600_Overdose_Experiment">Digg</a> and <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/co92k/">Reddit </a>this</i>" sentence was unique!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></center></div><center><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/joystick.jpg" /></center><center><br /></center><center><i>If not for me, Digg it for the retrotech!</i></center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-47351678111213256862010-07-03T09:55:00.003-04:002010-07-03T10:01:25.739-04:00Cinemasochism: Fatal Deviation!You're either already bracing yourself or don't know that Fatal Deviation is the worst action movie ever made. Wait, make that didn't. This movie is logically impossible because there's no way any group this incompetent should know which end of the camera (singular) is the right one - we should have ended up with a ninety-minute close examination of what fetal alcohol syndrome does to an eyeball, and it would have been a significantly better movie.<div><br /></div><div><br /><center><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/fataldeviation.jpg" /></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;">Go witness the shocking expose <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18632_irelands-only-kung-fu-movie-is-worst-film-ever-made.html">at Cracked</a>! Then <a href="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis/share?storyId=22348892">Digg </a>it, because guest column-ry could be a big deal! Then Facebook and <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/clmjq/fatal_deviation_the_worst_and_only_irish_martial/">Reddit </a>while you're at it!<br /></center><br /></div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-927757061257990232010-06-26T09:44:00.003-04:002010-06-26T09:47:48.198-04:00Why The US Should Invade BPMy first guest column up at Cracked, looking at little things like "making the Gulf of Mexico go second in chess" and "more damage to American shores than all the wars in history combined."<div><br /></div><br /><center><a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18614_6-reasons-america-should-invade-bp.html"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/usbp.jpg" /></a></center><br /><div>I can tell I'm doing well because it got idiotic comments within moments of going online, including one man accusing my article (based entirely on blowing up everything flammable BP owns, which is all of it) of supporting nationalizing industries, and thus being a filthy commie.</div><div><br /></div><div>You'll want to <a href="http://www.cracked.com/article_18614_6-reasons-america-should-invade-bp.html">read it</a>. And <a href="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis/share?storyId=22198807">Digg</a> it. And everything else - the better this does, the more I get to do!</div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-65820411023603338982010-06-25T15:30:00.002-04:002010-06-25T15:44:52.316-04:00History's Top 10 E3 ScrewupsIt's easy to be impressed by the latest and greatest in screwup technology, from Microsoft's hopeless "Let's copy the Wii!" disaster to - at the other end of the spectrum - Sony's <i>exact same thing</i>. But let's not forget the disasters of the past!<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.gamesradar.com/f/historys-top-10-e3-screwups/a-20100624161620205091"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/ngageslapper.jpg" /></a><br /><i>Apart from everything else wrong with this image, she's badly overpriced</i><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;"><i><br /></i></center><center style="text-align: left;">Go, enjoy my <a href="http://www.gamesradar.com/f/historys-top-10-e3-screwups/a-20100624161620205091">first feature article on GamesRadar!</a></center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-5445224200210050992010-06-25T15:23:00.002-04:002010-06-25T15:30:28.350-04:00Vuvuzelas And The Hate ThereofFootball-fan-friends told me of this "vuvuzela", and I cared not, then I heard them in a pub once and went from nought-to-soulhatred in ten seconds flat.<div><br /></div><div><br /><center><a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-5691-vuvuzelas/"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/cracked%20topics/vuvuzela/vuvuzelawarning.jpg" /></a></center><br />Find out how Vuvuzelas can combat extinction, rid the world of Tila Tequila, and what we should do about them <a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-5691-vuvuzelas/">here</a>.</div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-16533429335540872162010-06-21T12:16:00.002-04:002010-06-21T12:18:55.995-04:00The Top 5 Non-Breast-Based Cosplays<div style="text-align: left;">Gaming cosplay articles are where substandard gaming bloggers show how much they wish they worked on <i>Maxim (For Men)</i>, or <i>Poorly Constructed Sexual Metaphors By People Who’ve Never Been Involved In The Process (For Virgins)</i>.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div><img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_A43_VycmIcU/TB-Qr1diZ5I/AAAAAAAAFUU/ZmxnI4hbq2U/s400/soldier+charge.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5485261953920296850" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 267px; " /></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/counter-strike-16-news/the-top-5-best-non-breast-based-cosplays.html">That isn't the case here.</a></div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-17643927751627071302010-06-10T15:26:00.003-04:002010-06-10T15:28:11.012-04:00The 6 Manliest Sports In The WorldIf you even think of supporting someone in the World Cup, think of these guys:<div><br /></div><br /><center><a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/10/6-sports-so-manly-they-make-nfl-uniforms-look-like-frilly-pantie/"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/ear-pull-andrew-otto-584.jpg" /></a></center>They're trying to rip each other's ears off, and using their own to do it. For a crowd. Feel free to claim any other sportsman deserves respect if you can, because you'll know they're really a pansy. <div><br /></div><div>This, Octopus Wrestling and more over at the <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2010/06/10/6-sports-so-manly-they-make-nfl-uniforms-look-like-frilly-pantie/">6 Manliest Sports In The World!</a></div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-34904371526232543672010-06-10T08:38:00.002-04:002010-06-10T09:22:47.079-04:00Make With The Mario<center><a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-5380-mario-brothers/"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/marioarkham.jpg" /></a></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;">I'm not going to lie to you - if that image doesn't make you want to read <a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-5380-mario-brothers/">the article</a>, you and me ain't got nothin' to talk about. Such is my contempt for your opinion I'll even use a double negative while talking to you.</center><center style="text-align: left;"><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;"><a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-5380-mario-brothers/">Go read</a> and <a href="http://digg.com/tools/diggthis/share?storyId=21831045">Digg it you sexy wonderful person you</a>! </center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-91302113272928823452010-06-07T19:10:00.004-04:002010-06-07T19:22:02.710-04:00Anatomical Acrostic All Dugg UpAnother article <a href="http://digg.com/comedy/Penis_in_the_Paper_Prank_Freaks_Out_Mormons">on the front page of Digg</a>, because that's the kind of thing I do. This time it's one of my daily prank reports for <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/84788/Penis-in-the-Paper-Prank.html">ZUG</a>, where graduating students played sexy word-games with the student newspaper, and Utah residents were apparently genuinely horrified to find that legal adults knew names for the things "Down There."<br /><br /><center><a href="http://www.zug.com/live/84788/Penis-in-the-Paper-Prank.html"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/utahp2.jpg" /></a><br /><i>In Utah, this should have read "The Devil's Workmate" and been followed by three Hail Marys</i></center><center><i><br /></i></center><center style="text-align: left;">Also featured in the <a href="http://www.zug.com/live/84788/Penis-in-the-Paper-Prank.html">article</a>: <b>THE WORST WORD IN THE WORLD!</b></center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-38506309265410310082010-06-07T08:59:00.003-04:002010-06-07T09:03:51.034-04:00The Top 5 FPS FemalesPreviously we looked at the <a href="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/counter-strike-source-news/coding-girls-into-games-the-five-worst-female-skins.html">5 Worst Fan Female Conversions</a>, programmed proof that at least ten testicles will never know their intended function. This week we go all bright side and look at some <a href="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/counter-strike-16-news/the-top-5-fan-made-fps-females.html">seriously stylish (and non-sex based) software updates for your first person shooters</a>.<div><br /></div><br /><center><a href="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/counter-strike-16-news/the-top-5-fan-made-fps-females.html"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/samusut2.jpg" /></a><br /><i>That girl's packing more hardware than NASA</i></center><br /><div>Go <a href="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/counter-strike-16-news/the-top-5-fan-made-fps-females.html">check it out</a>!</div>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-86585998549559035032010-06-01T08:32:00.002-04:002010-06-01T08:36:41.248-04:00Taking TF2 to Counter-StrikeIf that title was just a meaningless string of noise-making syllables, skip this article. Don't worry, we're only talking about <a href="http://www.counter-strike.com/news/index.php/counter-strike-source/what-if-valve-updated-counter-strike-like-tf2/">two of the greatest games ever made here</a>. For those who like fun things, pop quiz, hotshot: how can Valve update CS when the counter-terrorists <i>already have hats</i>?<div><br /></div><br /><center><a href="http://www.counter-strike.com/news/index.php/counter-strike-source/what-if-valve-updated-counter-strike-like-tf2/"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/pogsweb.jpg" /></a></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;">You know you need to <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/ca7t3/what_if_valve_updated_counterstrike_like_tf2/">Reddit</a> and <a href="http://digg.com/pc_games/What_If_Valve_Updated_Counter_Strike_Like_TF2">Digg </a>that.</center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-91658945554786287762010-05-28T08:19:00.004-04:002010-05-28T10:54:56.610-04:00Extinct Arcade Action!Computer games, misspent youth and Cracked comedy - I love how my entire life trained me for this gig.<div><br /></div><center><a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-4232-arcade-video-games/"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/arcadeweb.jpg" /></a></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;">Press 1P to <a href="http://www.cracked.com/funny-4232-arcade-video-games/">Go Read</a>! Are you a bad enough dude to <a href="http://digg.com/gaming_news/Evolution_of_Arcades_An_Officially_Extinct_Species_CHART">Digg it</a>?</center><center style="text-align: left;"><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;"><b>BONUS:</b> The original, unedited image!</center><center style="text-align: left;"><br /></center><br /><center><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/arcadeevolution2web.jpg" /></center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-22674716862312440972010-05-24T11:08:00.003-04:002010-05-24T11:12:45.331-04:00Cocktail Can Kiss My AssTom Cruise has been wrong about almost everything, and like most people his poorest decisions were in the Eighties. <div><br /></div><center><a href="http://www.foodconnect.com/article/3473/Cocktail-Can-Kiss-My-Ass"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/cocktailkiss.jpg" /></a></center><center><br /></center><center style="text-align: left;">You'd get better drink-instruction from a Fundamentalist MADD member - for one thing, you'd learn how desperately people go wrong when they don't drink. I look at <a href="http://www.foodconnect.com/article/3473/Cocktail-Can-Kiss-My-Ass">just how damaging this movie was</a>, and why I still hate it.</center>Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1283922185908407596.post-5002725118224334472010-05-24T08:51:00.003-04:002010-05-24T08:54:59.285-04:00The Sniper Showdown!I rate five sniper rifles on <b>effectiveness</b> and <b>fun</b>, and according to the modern media that still makes me sound psycho when you know I'm talking about video games!<div><br /></div><br /><center><a href="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/counter-strike-16-news/the-sniper-rifle-showdown-5-ways-to-kill-other-players-from-miles-away.html"><img src="http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e75/MaxRadical/webpage/snipershowdown.jpg" /><br /></a><i><br /></i></center><center><i>Full marks for style, zero for "How to actually use a sniper rifle"</i></center><a href="http://www.lowpings.net/gamingnews/counter-strike-16-news/the-sniper-rifle-showdown-5-ways-to-kill-other-players-from-miles-away.html"><br /><br />Go read</a> and reddit!Luke McKinneyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10237027127734988808noreply@blogger.com2