Twitter Swamps Idiots (instead of being swamped BY them, for once)
Twitter's torrential outpouring of insanity'n'inaty was finally put to good use when they drowned out a Westboro Baptist Church protest. If you don't know who the WBC, the Jeopardy question is "Which insane scumbags protest at funerals for free publicity?"
Read all about it right here.
Predicting the Super Bowl with the power of consoles!
Over at Cracked today, playing every American football game from Madden 10 to Tecmo Super Bowl, and betting on the predictions. Also a photo of me giving a blow job.
Go read it, and Digg it, and enjoy the beauty of NES!
(You can even Reddit if you're into that sort of thing.)
Cat Pisses on Peyton, Bets $50 on Saints
My continuing paid psychological breakdown disguised as a writing career passed an important landmark this week, when I gave my cat $50 and asked him to bet on the Superbowl.
This cat got scratch
Along the way he battles dream interpretation, disproves fortune telling, and enters an all-or-nothing Quarterback Cagematch. Go read it, and if you're reading this Saints, go win so I look slightly less crazy!
System Swansongs
It's a hard life being a console - you provide millions of children with more joy than an infinity of rainbows, then you die with less dignity than Elvis.
See what your old friends died doing at Gamespy, and Digg because you're just such a gosh-darn great guy/gal.
Dinosaur D-Day!
For fans of "Making money doing the most incredible things," I punch out a Tyrannosaurus Rex through an American flag, while drinking beer, and get paid for it.
Turok was a pussy!
You're either going to want to read about that, or get the hell off my page anyway.
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