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Showing posts with label graphics. Show all posts

America's Credit Card Statement

Economic hilarity over at Cracked - come for the fun and figures, stay for the insane hatemongering comments, Digg it to spite the psychos!

Cat Behavior Explained

Cats explained by comic, Scientific Americat and Catmopolitan over at Cracked!



UPDATE: Doing well!


You should Digg that too!

The Geek Defined


Beer, wine, games, football, whatever you want.

Anatomy Of A Honda Civic

The latest from Cracked, where I break down barriers by daring to describe how boy racers are retards. Join us next week for my Pulitzer-prize column on the deal with airline food!


(It's actually pretty good. You should go read it to find out what all those pretty colors mean.)

NASCAR Safety

Not that I'm encouraging it, mind you, but I did look at NASCAR Safety over at Cracked.

Want to see the rest of the image? If only there were some way to do so.

Skateboarding Safety

Another article over at Cracked. describing skateboarding's most suicidal stunts and other reasons why non-Ninja Turtles probably shouldn't bother.

Tattoos Explained By Location

Another Cracked article, explaining tattoo locations and some common choices. Where by "common" I mean "stupid."

Go, enjoy, and Digg if you're a Digger. THIS I COMMAND!

UPDATE: Apparently my commands do not mess around - the piece is now #1 in all Digg topics, meaning I win at Internet today. Kinda wishing I commanded cheerleaders now.
UPDATE-ER: All Farked up too:
UPDATINEST: Insanity.

SUMMARY: I made a thing, and the entire internet apparently decided it was the best thing. If you're reading this page because you're thinking of hiring me, I'm available at reasonable freelance rates and you should probably get right on that.

The iPhone Explained!

I take a long, hard look at the trendy Apple product over at Cracked. Amazingly I don't end up dancing, sillhouetted, or sipping a double-soy emascuccino.

Getting a cat together



(Not based on anyone living, dead, or from Ireland and cursing a feline for chewing through his cables.)

Nanotech Emergency Procedures



(Click the image for lovely crisp full size)

Memes




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Team Fortress Motivational Posters

In the real world talking about Team Fortress gets me glazed eyes, boredom, and complaints from my girlfriend that setting people on virtual fire is not a healthy activity. Online it gets me digg, reddit, stumpleupon and the love of my editors. Editors who pay money!


More motivational posters can be found at the Galactic Emporium.
Nerding it up with motivational poster time!
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If this spoils anything, you were never going to get round to playing it anyway.

Decision making

Alas, this is a fairly accurate model of some decision making I had to do this week.

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