Predicting the Super Bowl with the power of consoles!

Over at Cracked today, playing every American football game from Madden 10 to Tecmo Super Bowl, and betting on the predictions. Also a photo of me giving a blow job.

Go read it, and Digg it, and enjoy the beauty of NES!

(You can even Reddit if you're into that sort of thing.)

Cat Pisses on Peyton, Bets $50 on Saints

My continuing paid psychological breakdown disguised as a writing career passed an important landmark this week, when I gave my cat $50 and asked him to bet on the Superbowl.

This cat got scratch

Along the way he battles dream interpretation, disproves fortune telling, and enters an all-or-nothing Quarterback Cagematch. Go read it, and if you're reading this Saints, go win so I look slightly less crazy!

System Swansongs

It's a hard life being a console - you provide millions of children with more joy than an infinity of rainbows, then you die with less dignity than Elvis.

See what your old friends died doing at Gamespy, and Digg because you're just such a gosh-darn great guy/gal.

Dinosaur D-Day!

For fans of "Making money doing the most incredible things," I punch out a Tyrannosaurus Rex through an American flag, while drinking beer, and get paid for it.

Turok was a pussy!

You're either going to want to read about that, or get the hell off my page anyway.

The Russian Traffic Porn Prank

Russian hackers achieve the impossible, and tune those mind-melting video billboards to something people actually want to watch.

Of course it was porn.

Go see, unless you're not into that. In which case the internet might not be for you. But Digg before you go!

The Alcopop Experiment

I dare death, drunkeness and diabetes for comic effect in The Alcopop Experiment!

You really want to read it. And Digg it.

Gamespy: Collecting Crap

This week on GameSpy we see why gamers aren't taken seriously: twenty-dollar coasters and horrifying "personal assistants".

See this and many more ways to prove that both your credit card and genitals should be confiscated for the good of all mankind right here. Then Digg it!