Truly Terrifyingly Tacky Phones

Do you hate the way modern technology is getting ever cheaper and more useful? Are you too dependent on electricity to go full-Luddite, but want to show your contempt for progress? Then you need these phones!

The Twilight Phone, combining modern communications with proof you'll never have anything worth saying! The Toshiba Drape, a "smart"phone without a screen! Or the Privé, one hundred and forty thousand pounds "worth" of gold turned to the destruction of retro-cool!
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5 things to do with a cracked iPhone

A piece for some folks in the UK who like mobile phones, and like paying people to talk about mobile phones. I therefore like those people, and oh my goodness look what I just wrote about. You can read the piece here, but be warned that they removed a bunch of relevant links so not all of it makes as much "sense" as it once did.