5 things to do with a cracked iPhone

A piece for some folks in the UK who like mobile phones, and like paying people to talk about mobile phones. I therefore like those people, and oh my goodness look what I just wrote about. You can read the piece here, but be warned that they removed a bunch of relevant links so not all of it makes as much "sense" as it once did.

Millions of dollars and no sense

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(3 of) the 5 most pointless movie adaptations of TV shows.

Another article up on Cracked.com, and at least 50% of it is by me! This one got rewritten pretty heavily (I have never and will never be able to even mockingly talk about "Bewitched") but at least half of my original humor remains - and the rest of the Cracked-approved content isn't bad either.

PS The joke that's based on saying "titties" twenty times? That wasn't mine.

Stringing up a theory

My not-glowingly-positive or un-sarcastic opinion of superstring theory may be read at the Science Creative Quarterly.

The piece got linked up on Seeds Zeitgest that day.

Great moments in Evil Democracy

Behold, as the Baron (aka me) informs you of Great Moments of Evil Democracy, over at The International Society of Supervillains.